Monday, September 29, 2008

What I Stole From Oprah and Arnold

From Diane Hochman and Joe Schroeder
E-mail: Diane@DianeHochman.com
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WHAT I STOLE FROM OPRAH and ARNOLD
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What I Stole from Oprah and Arnold
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He said. She Said.

The guy says, "I hate all salesmen."

The lady says, "people who ask for money are like
cheap Carnival Barkers and low life hucksters.

The PRESIDENT of the United States asks, "will you give
me money so I can win the election?"

Michael Jordan asks, "PLEASE BUY MY SNEAKERS!"

Martha Stewart says, "Go Buy My Latest Book!"

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The 97% Who Hate Salesmen Are Employed by
The 3% Who Get a Thrill out of Self Promotion
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** Self promoters rule INDUSTRY (and this country)

** THIS INCLUDES YOU.

** YOU (like it or not) are a self-promoter!

** Go grab a mirror and salute yourself!

** Self promoters are the highest paid people on earth!

(go ask Caesar, Oprah or the PRESIDENT!)

CHANGE YOUR BUSINESS and go READ my (7) sheets of wonder!
See attached.

The average guy who is struggling to pay his bills
and who doesn't have $65,000 socked away for his
Kids college fund cries, "self promoters suck!"

Meanwhile, Oprah Winfrey the Billionaire says, "go buy
so and so book and while you're at it, please subscribe to my
Magazine called "O."

Oprah has her own TV show
ARNOLD owns "Muscle" magazine.
ARNOLD got started by selling reports for bodybuilders.
RACHAEL RAY sells HOW TO COOK books.

Arnold is a SELF PROMOTING KENNEDY LOVING MOVIE STAR!

CONAN the SELF-PROMOTER who is a Billionaire

ARNOLD OWNS entire SHOPPING MALLS!

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Oh Glory me. I love my job. I love to market and get paid
$1,000 to $4,000 per day.

YOU CAN TOO!

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The jury just voted and self-promoters make all the money.

Plus

Plus

Plus

Self promoters typically EMPLOY everyone who is embarrassed to ASK for money.

No wonder most people have more MONTH left
at the end of their money.

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CHANGE YOUR BUSINESS and go READ my sheets of wonder!
Attached...don't miss out!

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NO WONDER people PLAY the lottery.

MONEY and the THRILL of acquiring LOTS of it embarrasses them.

So they work FOR big people who are not ashamed of wealth.

So they PLAY the lottery because maybe by CHANCE they can get rich.

OH, they want to get rich, that's why they PLAY the government pyramid.
-------------See State run lottery---------------

But they are EMBARRASSED to ** ASK ** and SELF-PROMOTE

Here is what I LEARNED from Oprah and Arnold.

Be a self promoter.

BE LIKE BONO.

Be everywhere. Make Millions. Be an ARTIST.

MARKET LIKE AN ARTIST.

Be a MARKETING ARTIST.

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The PLIGHT of the embarrassed, "Oh poor me, I hate my job."

MOST people are offended by wealth and self promotion.

THAT is why they are FORCED to get JOBS with people who aren't!

The BOSS SAYS, "Give me Millions."

The Employee Geek says, "can you gimme a check and 401K
and JUST enough to eek out a survival, oh please Sir, please HIRE me!"

WISDOM KEY: You can only earn income to the degree that
Your awareness will allow you to keep and people who HATE
Salesmen and self-promoters are UNAWARE that they are
Moving AWAY from money by their very distain for PROMOTION!

The EMPLOYEE argues that money is bad so he is resigned to
work for someone who doesn't see the argument.

FACT:

The 97% who ARGUE against self-promoters work for
the 3% who are self-promoters.

I AM A SELF PROMOTER and PROUD of it.

CHANGE YOUR BUSINESS and go READ my sheets of wonder!


WHAT are you?

I am betting YOU are just like me.

MARKETING GENIUSES who are self promotion machines
are on TOP of the food chain and drive the Hummer AND the Benz!

YES-----we rock.

Self Promoters sound like MARTHA and DONALD

Self promoters look like Simon Cowel of American Idol
whose HOUSE is valued at $17,000,000 Million big ones.

LEARN FROM TWO (2) BILLIONAIRES

#1 DAVID GEFFEN, Hollywood's first Billionaire
The book is called, "The Operator."

Geffen FOUNDED Guns-N-Roses, Crosby Stills and Nash,
Jackson Brown, the movie RISKY BUSINESS and was the
money behind the longest running Broadway show on earth.

** CATS ** The Longest running BROADWAY SHOW

SELF-PROMOTERS RULE THIS WORLD

========= NEXT BOOK I ENDORSE=========

#2 The book ON Arnold. "Fantastic."

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's hard to stay behind the eight ball
and hard to RESIST (learning how) and earning $25,000 per month

WHEN me, a lazy old truck driver by age 36 makes in a MONTH
what the base of society makes ALL year long.

Doesn't that make you sick?

YOU CAN TOO.

"But Mr. Joe, I am not educated."

"But Joey Boy, I am not Arnold."

BINGO and that's the plight of MOST victims of bo-peep money.

They actually BELIEVE the RICH are somehow different.

Bunk.

What a bunch of crap that is.

BE A SELF-PROMOTER.

BE LIKE JOHN F. KENNEDY and MUHAMMAD ALI.

Be out there, promoting, speaking to Millions of people.

YOU CAN touch 100,000 lives.

I have.

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CHANGE YOUR BUSINESS and go READ my sheets of wonder!
Read the attachment!
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TRY TO BE LIKE OPRAH while being yourself.

Infuse a little of DAVID LETTERMAN into your soul.

Broaden your circle of influence. I did. YOU can too.

TRY to be a little like PAUL McCartney. (A raging self-promoter!)

EAT or be eaten by an employer.

CHOOSE capitalism.

Be the HUNTER.

Not the hunted.

CHOOSE FREE ENTERPRISE!

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Go invest 26 MINUTES INTO your kids.

SECRETLY hop down to Boarders Books or Barnes and Noble.

SCAN some pages from those TWO BOOKS. Take 26 minutes.

(about) DAVID GEFFEN, "The Operator."
(about) ARNOLD, "Fantastic."

READ and LEARN from Billionaire self-made icons.

No pop-psychology here.

No new age junk.

Nothing weird.

JUST a decision for INCREASE in red, white and blue.

JUST a decision to LEARN to MARKET like a Genius
in order to E$RN in a MONTH what used to take all year.

I voted for YOU {!name} and that is why I am talking to you like this.

I already voted for you.

Now please return the favor.

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