Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Will You Serve Yourself Or Serve Your Master

http;//www.DianeHochman.com

If you are building a home business or network opportunity you need to ask yourself some really serious questions about WHY you will not serve YOURSELF as much as you will serve your MASTER(boss)

Excuses are the cancer of any business.

Excuses are what keep you from what you want

Excuses will doom you to failure.

 



Sunday, July 11, 2010

Are You A Home Business Voyeur?

http://www.DianeHochman.com
 

Are you someone who watches other people conduct business as if it were a reality show or are you actually conducting business?

Have you become a Facebook or Twitter junkie...hanging out all day and pretending to have a business when you really have nothing?

Watch this video and then go to http://www.DianeHochman.com and sign up to get all the free training that will keep you from being one of the watchers and turn you into the WATCHED.



Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Home Business Training (The Pecking Order)

http://www.DianeHochman.com

In every social situation there is a pecking order...if you do not understand how this works you can be TRULY shooting yourself in the foot with your marketing.

Social media marketing requires SOCIAL SKILLS.



The Home Business Training (The Pecking Order)

http://www.DianeHochman.com

In every social situation there is a pecking order...if you do not understand how this works you can be TRULY shooting yourself in the foot with your marketing.

Social media marketing requires SOCIAL SKILLS.



Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I Used SPEED ENROLLERS (system) to Sponsor over 1,000 people

From Diane Hochman

E-mail: Diane@DianeHochman.com

Home Office: 860 585-0882

** Only for YOU **

============================================================
An AVALANCHE of SPEED ENROLLING Techniques

LIBRARY of PROGRESS (tons of Speed Enrolling tips/ tricks)
www.SpeedEnrollingLibrary.com
============================================================


====================================
How I Sponsored Over 1,000 People
====================================

** The Magic is Speed Enrolling **


Over the NEXT (21) days I will TEACH YOU
SPEED ENROLLING and how to shift into F/T

People have said, "go locate 10 friends and show
them your opportunity."

The PROBLEM though is that if you tell people you
are trying to SHOW them your M.L.M opportunity

YOU GIVE THEM THE OBJECTION

So go try it. I dare you.

Go ask 100 people to LOOK at your program
And notice how all 99 of them make you the
TOWN LAUGHING stock

Because ASKING people to JOIN anything BEFORE
They agreed to sample or be a paid customer is INSANITY.

Even the NY Times newspaper FIRST goes for the FREE SAMPLE
or the RETAIL order (.35 cents at 7/11) BEFORE they ask for the
monthly subscription. My Lord. Kinda obvious, no?

WHAT comes FIRST?

** The Oprah Winfrey Magazine called "O?"
** Her FREE TV show
** What comes first?
** The subscription to her magazine? Or her FREE sample?
** Can you BUY (retail) her magazine? Yes, you can.

DO you have a RETAIL business? NO / YOU / DON'T /

Now go head Wisenheimer

Lets TEST your "oh please join my pyramid!"
versus my graceful MARKETING system

Go buy 100 REAL-TIME "minutes old" leads for (what a joke!)
$3.75 a piece or go waste 100 X's $3.75 = $375

But wait.

WHO is my partner Joe Schroeder and who died and made him M.L.M Big Fish?

** Built two (2) SEPARATE $1,000,000 downlines

"Do tell Joe!"

** Covers of five (not 4) MAJOR M.L.M magazines

"No way, no one can say they have been on COVERS of 4-5 magazines!"

** #1 LEADER and RECRUITER out of 75,000 people.

"WHOLLY Mackerel Joe!!!!"

** I am a SERIAL SPONSOR and a compulsive capitalist X's 10

"You sure don't sugar coat anything do you Schroeder!"

That's some documentation. Lots of guys I suppose can tell a good story.

Others can WRITE (ad copy) like the dickens. (and many plagiarize me)

But have they ever actually DONE that which they teach / preach / share?

Case closed. No one selling M.L.M how-to SPONSOR people
has my cache or my history.

"Joe, you're a conceited twit."

Maybe.

Or maybe I am on the INTERNET which is a breeding ground for
liars / cheats / quick buck riff-raff and maybe I am simply documenting
why this works, how I can back it and why, as a new person in my world,
why YOU should trust me, if not at bare minimum---take serious note.

** The Magic is Speed Enrolling **

Get the system...order my SAVE ME KIT.

http://www.ChaosToCash.com


Yes, I can save you.

Check out my system for 60 days. G.uaranteed


========================
HERE is MY SECRET RECIPE
========================

Step (1): If you tell people you are trying to
RECRUIT them you give them the OBJECTION.

Dumb.

Dumb.

Dumb.

I should know. I did over 400 ONE-on-ONE
presentations between 1989 and 1994 and sponsored, oh
maybe like 20-25.

Lost about $35,000 and of those 25 I probably PAID
for TEN of those 25 to JOIN, just so I could walk around
at the company convention and PRETEND I was worth my salt.

The sad part though, is that I actually used to BUY people's first months
PRODUCTS because I was so desperate and hell bent on BEING a player.

Step (2): I marketed 100% generic INFORMATION

** M.L.M audio CD packages
** Lead programs
** Marketing clubs and marketing audio CD programs.

I did that in order to ATTRACT a full 100% of my leads because
if you tell 100 M.L.M leads "Please look at my program" almost all
100 of those people say, "I am already in a program and I already LOST
m.oney and I am not LOOKING to quit my deal and join yours."

So there you are. You bought 100 REAL TIME leads
at a cost of $3.25 to $3.75 PER lead and you're down almost $400

Now add the TIME at night away from your kids.
Now add in how peeved your spouse is at you.
Now add in the FRUSTRATION factor. Yours of course.

Admit it.

You begin to second guess yourself when you buy "fresh"
hot M.L.M opportunity leads and fully 98% or better HANG UP on you!

** I beat the system
** I call it SPEED ENROLLING
** I lead with 100% generic PRODUCTS that are not an M.L.M
** So instead of competing with my prospects I am set up as an ADVOCATE!
** I placed ADS in magazines and mailed 1,000's of POST-CARDS
** I sell SOLUTIONS to people's problems and they line up to buy.
** I paid myself FIRST and made (yahoo!) cash daily.
** I hid my M.L.M inside of the PRODUCT I was selling.
** I created M.ONEY / FRIENDS / a LIST / a business

and showed those CUSTOMERS my M.L.M later on.

I showed them the M.L.M after they ** PAID ** me.

And those $50,000 per month WINDFALLS followed.

Ten to one (10/1) that flew RIGHT over you head.

STOP

READING this so fast

If you actually STUDIED this you could actually
Learn something and double / triple your business.

STOP SCANNING this

PRINT and dip EACH page here in GOLD LEAF!

**** RECESS ****

Hey, have you ever made $1,000 to $4,000 PER DAY?

I have

I have attached my POST-CARD (see PDF) so you can see first
hand what CREATES the m.oney / sales / people calling YOU.

And that's another (KEY) to SPEED ENROLLING.

I only speak to people who CALL me first.

YOU can do this too {!name}. YOU can.

My days of SELLING are over. Now, I market and tomorrow
I will EXPLAIN the acute and precise order of how you can
become a celebrated SPEED ENROLLER.

LEARN THESE (4) NEW MIND-SETS

===========================================================
It's Easier to Sponsor people AFTER you have enrolled them
===========================================================

============================================================
Sponsoring TEN (10) per MONTH is easy if you learned to
RETAIL and collect 20 new BUYING paid customers
============================================================


==================================================================
It's EASY to build a sales organization if you lead with RETAIL
and share a product people PAY YOU for versus leading with
an APPLICATION and you beg people, "please join this, oh please!"
=================================================================

================================================================
When you have 10-20 people CALLING YOU DAILY
asking, "what you got?" it's EASY to get their m.oney BECAUSE
you advertised in such a fashion whereby STRANGERS were attracted
and called you BECAUSE they saw you were SELLING a solution
to their problem.
==================================================================

SECRET # 301

I sucked at M.L.M and no one ever wanted to join my M.L.M
and they all LAUGHED me out of town.

When I learned MAIL-ORDER and DIRECT RESPONSE
and started to earn $100 to $500 a day P/T and everyone THEN
asked, "do you also have a RESIDUAL deal attached to this?"

THE ACCIDENTAL M.L.M MILLIONAIRE

I made so much m.oney SELLING via mail-order

The SYSTEM was so turn key BRAIN-DEAD-EASY

That everyone asked, "What M.L.M and residual deal do YOU work?"

Folks, I swear the TRUTH is STRANGER than FICTION!

** BREAK OVER *** Lets get serious, listen carefully**

Now here comes the Million dollar question?

Notice how I can answer the $1,000,000 question !!!

People always ask at this point, "Dear Mr. Speed Enroller,
how Sir, how do you get 10-20 STRANGERS to CALL you?"

The DORK / NEWBIE / LOOKY-LOOS

They BUY leads

Those Tards buy leads and actually call them!!!

GUYS like me who are the HUNTERS (Vs. the Hunted!) place
our own ads and we MARKET and create a FLOOD of new
people calling us.

And if we do buy leads...we are money selling them too!!

Yes...we use mail order with the leads...NOT SCRIPTS.

ALPHA Networkers like {!name} CREATE our own LEADS!

SELL a SOLUTION and people will BEAT a PATH to your door.

Now look at this (EUREKA!) and STUDY my POST-CARD!

THIS POST CARD is (1 out of 5 ways) HOW to attract STRANGERS.

Paul (from Florida on Beavers Street) asks, "Joe, can you show
everyone here some julep CLASSIFIED ads?"

Then Mary Claire (that Blonde from Vegas) asks, "Hey Mr. Man,
can you show the class your FAMOUS full-page ad?"

Then the tall dark stranger (me of course) said to the stone-Fox

"YES LADY I CAN."

But that will be later this week. Hold your doggone horses.


For now Ladies and Gentlemen, STUDY my POST-CARD

** Anybody can mail a post-card
** It never interrupts your day
** It works and makes you mo.ney WHILE you s.leep
** Post-cards SPEAK for you like a TALKING order taker
** THIS post-card makes my darn phone RING off the hook!
** YOU may have to HIRE a SECRETARY to handle the blasted calls!

Attached is the PDF

Your head will spin

"Margaret, this guy Joe is FRYING MY brain."

Shut up George and let the kid speak

And then everyone was happy again.

Amen.

See you all Tomorrow

TOMORROW I will show you MORE "behind the scenes."

MORE TRICKS of the trade.

More Speed enrolling magic

(see attached PDF) = my POST-CARD

Opps, one more question, YES {!name}?

"Joe, how much does a mailing of 1000 post-cards COST
and what is your return?"

1,000 POST-CARDS = $75 to $80 bucks (see your printer)

1,000 STAMPS at .27 cents = $270 (go to Post-office)

1,000 NAMES on labels lets say $150 (easy to get)

On a TYPICAL day I clear $1,000 to $4,000 NET

In other words, it's a lazy skip through the park for me to
EARN $25,000 per MONTH by just mailing post-cards
and selling a SOLUTION

What's REALLY hip is that through post-cards {!name}

You can do 100 to 500 PRESENTATIONS per day

100 to 500 PRESENTATIONS per DAY!!!!!!

Think about it.

THAT'S HUGE!

You can sort, sell, speak and SHOW 500 people per day

The hidden thing is this.

It's NOT hard making m.oney hand over fist in our industry
if you are SHOWING 100 to 500
people PER DAY a solution to their problem

Now {!name}

IF you were bone honest.

I mean really. Bone honest. No games.

How many people DID you PROSPECT last week?

I didn't say how many did you PITCH your M.L.M or
direct sales program to? How many?______

And that's the DISTINCTION right there.

[A] I DON'T show people an M.L.M because as soon
as you do you give them the OBJECTON

Point #2

[B] To properly SPEED ENROLL you prospect

I prospect HUNDREDS of people per day

Wait.

That's a lie.

I prospect 10,000 to 25,000 PER DAY / everyday

Not hundreds '

BUT 1,000's!

How?

BECAUSE my organization ALL have post-cards out
and about PROSPECTING

But alas, your head is about to EXPLODE.

Poor me.

No, poor YOU!

I have given you STEAK where I should have dished out
ground beef. I am GUILTY.

I am an IDEA a minute and I over delivered.

Again.

So calm down dear friend.

You are a friend right {!name}?

Go sneak a peek at my POST-CARD

My kids call it "Dads little m.oney machine."

The boys down at Al's saloon call it

"Joe's BRAIN DEAD STUPID SYSTEM."

Not because I am stupid

But because this system of SPEED ENROLLERS works
in spite of you.

It just works.

And it's brain-dead easy.

BECAUSE anyone can mail a blasted post-card.

See mine.

(attached PDF)

MORE tomorrow.

I promise!

Your new Friends,

Diane Hochman and Joe Schroeder

SAVE YOURSELF another YEAR of pain and frustration.
ORDER NOW ...Save Kit
http://www.ChaosToCash.com

Monday and Tuesday team calls at the THEATRE of PROSPERITY
9:27 PM (est)
641 594-7000
Passcode 600088#

Diane is on Monday

Joe does the Tuesday deal.

24 Hr. RECORDED Joe Schroeder lesson
1-800-772-9781 EXT 40


LIBRARY of PROGRESS (tons of Speed Enrolling tips/ tricks)
http://www.SpeedEnrollingLibrary.com




www.DianeHochman.com

THIS is what your affiliate re-seller CASH REGISTER site will look like

EARN (5) Chaos to Cash is $14.95 (earn $5) double CD set

EARN (60) Cash Flow Machine is $97 EARN $60!!! Manual and 2 cds

Earn (400) Supermind is $497 EARN $400!!!

ALL PRODUCT REVIEW or ORDER ---REVIEW PRODUCTS HERE

www.BuyChaosToCash.com


** Learn to create an avalanche of PAID buyers
** Create $100 to $500 to $5,000 monthly CREATING leads
** Build your own list / convert to your own residual backend



Oh yes....you wanted the 2 F.REE mp3's right....

Hang tight...they're coming.

Stay tuned.

I Used SPEED ENROLLERS (system) to Sponsor over 1,000 people

From Diane Hochman

E-mail: Diane@DianeHochman.com

Home Office: 860 585-0882

** Only for {!name} @ {!email} **

============================================================
An AVALANCHE of SPEED ENROLLING Techniques

LIBRARY of PROGRESS (tons of Speed Enrolling tips/ tricks)
www.SpeedEnrollingLibrary.com
============================================================


====================================
How I Sponsored Over 1,000 People
====================================

** The Magic is Speed Enrolling **


Over the NEXT (21) days I will TEACH YOU
SPEED ENROLLING and how to shift into F/T

People have said, "go locate 10 friends and show
them your opportunity."

The PROBLEM though is that if you tell people you
are trying to SHOW them your M.L.M opportunity

YOU GIVE THEM THE OBJECTION

So go try it. I dare you.

Go ask 100 people to LOOK at your program
And notice how all 99 of them make you the
TOWN LAUGHING stock

Because ASKING people to JOIN anything BEFORE
They agreed to sample or be a paid customer is INSANITY.

Even the NY Times newspaper FIRST goes for the FREE SAMPLE
or the RETAIL order (.35 cents at 7/11) BEFORE they ask for the
monthly subscription. My Lord. Kinda obvious, no?

WHAT comes FIRST?

** The Oprah Winfrey Magazine called "O?"
** Her FREE TV show
** What comes first?
** The subscription to her magazine? Or her FREE sample?
** Can you BUY (retail) her magazine? Yes, you can.

DO you have a RETAIL business? NO / YOU / DON'T /

Now go head Wisenheimer

Lets TEST your "oh please join my pyramid!"
versus my graceful MARKETING system

Go buy 100 REAL-TIME "minutes old" leads for (what a joke!)
$3.75 a piece or go waste 100 X's $3.75 = $375

But wait.

WHO is my partner Joe Schroeder and who died and made him M.L.M Big Fish?

** Built two (2) SEPARATE $1,000,000 downlines

"Do tell Joe!"

** Covers of five (not 4) MAJOR M.L.M magazines

"No way, no one can say they have been on COVERS of 4-5 magazines!"

** #1 LEADER and RECRUITER out of 75,000 people.

"WHOLLY Mackerel Joe!!!!"

** I am a SERIAL SPONSOR and a compulsive capitalist X's 10

"You sure don't sugar coat anything do you Schroeder!"

That's some documentation. Lots of guys I suppose can tell a good story.

Others can WRITE (ad copy) like the dickens. (and many plagiarize me)

But have they ever actually DONE that which they teach / preach / share?

Case closed. No one selling M.L.M how-to SPONSOR people
has my cache or my history.

"Joe, you're a conceited twit."

Maybe.

Or maybe I am on the INTERNET which is a breeding ground for
liars / cheats / quick buck riff-raff and maybe I am simply documenting
why this works, how I can back it and why, as a new person in my world,
why YOU should trust me, if not at bare minimum---take serious note.

** The Magic is Speed Enrolling **

Get the system...order my SAVE ME KIT.

http://www.ChaosToCash.com


Yes {!firstname_fix}, I can save you.

Check out my system for 60 days. G.uaranteed


========================
HERE is MY SECRET RECIPE
========================

Step (1): If you tell people you are trying to
RECRUIT them you give them the OBJECTION.

Dumb.

Dumb.

Dumb.

I should know. I did over 400 ONE-on-ONE
presentations between 1989 and 1994 and sponsored, oh
maybe like 20-25.

Lost about $35,000 and of those 25 I probably PAID
for TEN of those 25 to JOIN, just so I could walk around
at the company convention and PRETEND I was worth my salt.

The sad part though, is that I actually used to BUY people's first months
PRODUCTS because I was so desperate and hell bent on BEING a player.

Step (2): I marketed 100% generic INFORMATION

** M.L.M audio CD packages
** Lead programs
** Marketing clubs and marketing audio CD programs.

I did that in order to ATTRACT a full 100% of my leads because
if you tell 100 M.L.M leads "Please look at my program" almost all
100 of those people say, "I am already in a program and I already LOST
m.oney and I am not LOOKING to quit my deal and join yours."

So there you are {!name}. You bought 100 REAL TIME leads
at a cost of $3.25 to $3.75 PER lead and you're down almost $400

Now add the TIME at night away from your kids.
Now add in how peeved your spouse is at you.
Now add in the FRUSTRATION factor. Yours of course.

Admit it.

You begin to second guess yourself when you buy "fresh"
hot M.L.M opportunity leads and fully 98% or better HANG UP on you!

** I beat the system
** I call it SPEED ENROLLING
** I lead with 100% generic PRODUCTS that are not an M.L.M
** So instead of competing with my prospects I am set up as an ADVOCATE!
** I placed ADS in magazines and mailed 1,000's of POST-CARDS
** I sell SOLUTIONS to people's problems and they line up to buy.
** I paid myself FIRST and made (yahoo!) cash daily.
** I hid my M.L.M inside of the PRODUCT I was selling.
** I created M.ONEY / FRIENDS / a LIST / a business

and showed those CUSTOMERS my M.L.M later on.

I showed them the M.L.M after they ** PAID ** me.

And those $50,000 per month WINDFALLS followed.

Ten to one (10/1) that flew RIGHT over you head {!name}.

STOP

READING this so fast

If you actually STUDIED this {!name} you could actually
Learn something and double / triple your business.

STOP SCANNING this

PRINT and dip EACH page here in GOLD LEAF!

**** RECESS ****

Hey {!name}, have you ever made $1,000 to $4,000 PER DAY?

I have

I have attached my POST-CARD (see PDF) so you can see first
hand what CREATES the m.oney / sales / people calling YOU.

And that's another (KEY) to SPEED ENROLLING.

I only speak to people who CALL me first.

YOU can do this too {!name}. YOU can.

My days of SELLING are over. Now, I market and tomorrow
I will EXPLAIN the acute and precise order of how you can
become a celebrated SPEED ENROLLER.

LEARN THESE (4) NEW MIND-SETS

===========================================================
It's Easier to Sponsor people AFTER you have enrolled them
===========================================================

============================================================
Sponsoring TEN (10) per MONTH is easy if you learned to
RETAIL and collect 20 new BUYING paid customers
============================================================


==================================================================
It's EASY to build a sales organization if you lead with RETAIL
and share a product people PAY YOU for versus leading with
an APPLICATION and you beg people, "please join this, oh please!"
=================================================================

================================================================
When you have 10-20 people CALLING YOU DAILY
asking, "what you got?" it's EASY to get their m.oney BECAUSE
you advertised in such a fashion whereby STRANGERS were attracted
and called you BECAUSE they saw you were SELLING a solution
to their problem.
==================================================================

SECRET # 301

I sucked at M.L.M and no one ever wanted to join my M.L.M
and they all LAUGHED me out of town.

When I learned MAIL-ORDER and DIRECT RESPONSE
and started to earn $100 to $500 a day P/T and everyone THEN
asked, "do you also have a RESIDUAL deal attached to this?"

THE ACCIDENTAL M.L.M MILLIONAIRE

I made so much m.oney SELLING via mail-order

The SYSTEM was so turn key BRAIN-DEAD-EASY

That everyone asked, "What M.L.M and residual deal do YOU work?"

Folks, I swear the TRUTH is STRANGER than FICTION!

** BREAK OVER *** Lets get serious, listen carefully**

Now here comes the Million dollar question?

Notice how I can answer the $1,000,000 question !!!

People always ask at this point, "Dear Mr. Speed Enroller,
how Sir, how do you get 10-20 STRANGERS to CALL you?"

The DORK / NEWBIE / LOOKY-LOOS

They BUY leads

Those Tards buy leads and actually call them!!!

GUYS like me who are the HUNTERS (Vs. the Hunted!) place
our own ads and we MARKET and create a FLOOD of new
people calling us.

And if we do buy leads...we are money selling them too!!

Yes...we use mail order with the leads...NOT SCRIPTS.

ALPHA Networkers like {!name} CREATE our own LEADS!

SELL a SOLUTION and people will BEAT a PATH to your door.

Now look at this (EUREKA!) and STUDY my POST-CARD!

THIS POST CARD is (1 out of 5 ways) HOW to attract STRANGERS.

Paul (from Florida on Beavers Street) asks, "Joe, can you show
everyone here some julep CLASSIFIED ads?"

Then Mary Claire (that Blonde from Vegas) asks, "Hey Mr. Man,
can you show the class your FAMOUS full-page ad?"

Then the tall dark stranger (me of course) said to the stone-Fox

"YES LADY I CAN."

But that will be later this week. Hold your doggone horses.


For now Ladies and Gentlemen, STUDY my POST-CARD

** Anybody can mail a post-card
** It never interrupts your day
** It works and makes you mo.ney WHILE you s.leep
** Post-cards SPEAK for you like a TALKING order taker
** THIS post-card makes my darn phone RING off the hook!
** YOU may have to HIRE a SECRETARY to handle the blasted calls!

Attached is the PDF

Your head will spin

"Margaret, this guy Joe is FRYING MY brain."

Shut up George and let the kid speak

And then everyone was happy again.

Amen.

See you all Tomorrow

TOMORROW I will show you MORE "behind the scenes."

MORE TRICKS of the trade.

More Speed enrolling magic

(see attached PDF) = my POST-CARD

Opps, one more question, YES {!name}?

"Joe, how much does a mailing of 1000 post-cards COST
and what is your return?"

1,000 POST-CARDS = $75 to $80 bucks (see your printer)

1,000 STAMPS at .27 cents = $270 (go to Post-office)

1,000 NAMES on labels lets say $150 (easy to get)

On a TYPICAL day I clear $1,000 to $4,000 NET

In other words, it's a lazy skip through the park for me to
EARN $25,000 per MONTH by just mailing post-cards
and selling a SOLUTION

What's REALLY hip is that through post-cards {!name}

You can do 100 to 500 PRESENTATIONS per day

100 to 500 PRESENTATIONS per DAY!!!!!!

Think about it.

THAT'S HUGE!

You can sort, sell, speak and SHOW 500 people per day

The hidden thing is this.

It's NOT hard making m.oney hand over fist in our industry
if you are SHOWING 100 to 500
people PER DAY a solution to their problem

Now {!name}

IF you were bone honest.

I mean really. Bone honest. No games.

How many people DID you PROSPECT last week?

I didn't say how many did you PITCH your M.L.M or
direct sales program to? How many?______

And that's the DISTINCTION right there.

[A] I DON'T show people an M.L.M because as soon
as you do you give them the OBJECTON

Point #2

[B] To properly SPEED ENROLL you prospect

I prospect HUNDREDS of people per day

Wait.

That's a lie.

I prospect 10,000 to 25,000 PER DAY / everyday

Not hundreds '

BUT 1,000's!

How?

BECAUSE my organization ALL have post-cards out
and about PROSPECTING

But alas, your head is about to EXPLODE.

Poor me.

No, poor YOU!

I have given you STEAK where I should have dished out
ground beef. I am GUILTY.

I am an IDEA a minute and I over delivered.

Again.

So calm down dear friend.

You are a friend right {!name}?

Go sneak a peek at my POST-CARD

My kids call it "Dads little m.oney machine."

The boys down at Al's saloon call it

"Joe's BRAIN DEAD STUPID SYSTEM."

Not because I am stupid

But because this system of SPEED ENROLLERS works
in spite of you.

It just works.

And it's brain-dead easy.

BECAUSE anyone can mail a blasted post-card.

See mine.

(attached PDF)

MORE tomorrow.

I promise!

Your new Friends,

Diane Hochman and Joe Schroeder

SAVE YOURSELF another YEAR of pain and frustration.
ORDER NOW ...Save Kit
http://www.ChaosToCash.com

Monday and Tuesday team calls at the THEATRE of PROSPERITY
9:27 PM (est)
{!global conference line}

Diane is on Monday

Joe does the Tuesday deal.

24 Hr. RECORDED Joe Schroeder lesson
1-800-772-9781 EXT 40


LIBRARY of PROGRESS (tons of Speed Enrolling tips/ tricks)
http://www.SpeedEnrollingLibrary.com




www.DianeHochman.com

THIS is what your affiliate re-seller CASH REGISTER site will look like

EARN (5) Chaos to Cash is $14.95 (earn $5) double CD set

EARN (60) Cash Flow Machine is $97 EARN $60!!! Manual and 2 cds

Earn (400) Supermind is $497 EARN $400!!!

ALL PRODUCT REVIEW or ORDER ---REVIEW PRODUCTS HERE

www.BuyChaosToCash.com


** Learn to create an avalanche of PAID buyers
** Create $100 to $500 to $5,000 monthly CREATING leads
** Build your own list / convert to your own residual backend



Oh yes....you wanted the 2 F.REE mp3's right....

Hang tight...they're coming.

Stay tuned.

Monday, September 29, 2008

What I Stole From Oprah and Arnold

From Diane Hochman and Joe Schroeder
E-mail: Diane@DianeHochman.com
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WHAT I STOLE FROM OPRAH and ARNOLD
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What I Stole from Oprah and Arnold
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He said. She Said.

The guy says, "I hate all salesmen."

The lady says, "people who ask for money are like
cheap Carnival Barkers and low life hucksters.

The PRESIDENT of the United States asks, "will you give
me money so I can win the election?"

Michael Jordan asks, "PLEASE BUY MY SNEAKERS!"

Martha Stewart says, "Go Buy My Latest Book!"

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The 97% Who Hate Salesmen Are Employed by
The 3% Who Get a Thrill out of Self Promotion
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** Self promoters rule INDUSTRY (and this country)

** THIS INCLUDES YOU.

** YOU (like it or not) are a self-promoter!

** Go grab a mirror and salute yourself!

** Self promoters are the highest paid people on earth!

(go ask Caesar, Oprah or the PRESIDENT!)

CHANGE YOUR BUSINESS and go READ my (7) sheets of wonder!
See attached.

The average guy who is struggling to pay his bills
and who doesn't have $65,000 socked away for his
Kids college fund cries, "self promoters suck!"

Meanwhile, Oprah Winfrey the Billionaire says, "go buy
so and so book and while you're at it, please subscribe to my
Magazine called "O."

Oprah has her own TV show
ARNOLD owns "Muscle" magazine.
ARNOLD got started by selling reports for bodybuilders.
RACHAEL RAY sells HOW TO COOK books.

Arnold is a SELF PROMOTING KENNEDY LOVING MOVIE STAR!

CONAN the SELF-PROMOTER who is a Billionaire

ARNOLD OWNS entire SHOPPING MALLS!

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Oh Glory me. I love my job. I love to market and get paid
$1,000 to $4,000 per day.

YOU CAN TOO!

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The jury just voted and self-promoters make all the money.

Plus

Plus

Plus

Self promoters typically EMPLOY everyone who is embarrassed to ASK for money.

No wonder most people have more MONTH left
at the end of their money.

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CHANGE YOUR BUSINESS and go READ my sheets of wonder!
Attached...don't miss out!

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NO WONDER people PLAY the lottery.

MONEY and the THRILL of acquiring LOTS of it embarrasses them.

So they work FOR big people who are not ashamed of wealth.

So they PLAY the lottery because maybe by CHANCE they can get rich.

OH, they want to get rich, that's why they PLAY the government pyramid.
-------------See State run lottery---------------

But they are EMBARRASSED to ** ASK ** and SELF-PROMOTE

Here is what I LEARNED from Oprah and Arnold.

Be a self promoter.

BE LIKE BONO.

Be everywhere. Make Millions. Be an ARTIST.

MARKET LIKE AN ARTIST.

Be a MARKETING ARTIST.

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The PLIGHT of the embarrassed, "Oh poor me, I hate my job."

MOST people are offended by wealth and self promotion.

THAT is why they are FORCED to get JOBS with people who aren't!

The BOSS SAYS, "Give me Millions."

The Employee Geek says, "can you gimme a check and 401K
and JUST enough to eek out a survival, oh please Sir, please HIRE me!"

WISDOM KEY: You can only earn income to the degree that
Your awareness will allow you to keep and people who HATE
Salesmen and self-promoters are UNAWARE that they are
Moving AWAY from money by their very distain for PROMOTION!

The EMPLOYEE argues that money is bad so he is resigned to
work for someone who doesn't see the argument.

FACT:

The 97% who ARGUE against self-promoters work for
the 3% who are self-promoters.

I AM A SELF PROMOTER and PROUD of it.

CHANGE YOUR BUSINESS and go READ my sheets of wonder!


WHAT are you?

I am betting YOU are just like me.

MARKETING GENIUSES who are self promotion machines
are on TOP of the food chain and drive the Hummer AND the Benz!

YES-----we rock.

Self Promoters sound like MARTHA and DONALD

Self promoters look like Simon Cowel of American Idol
whose HOUSE is valued at $17,000,000 Million big ones.

LEARN FROM TWO (2) BILLIONAIRES

#1 DAVID GEFFEN, Hollywood's first Billionaire
The book is called, "The Operator."

Geffen FOUNDED Guns-N-Roses, Crosby Stills and Nash,
Jackson Brown, the movie RISKY BUSINESS and was the
money behind the longest running Broadway show on earth.

** CATS ** The Longest running BROADWAY SHOW

SELF-PROMOTERS RULE THIS WORLD

========= NEXT BOOK I ENDORSE=========

#2 The book ON Arnold. "Fantastic."

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's hard to stay behind the eight ball
and hard to RESIST (learning how) and earning $25,000 per month

WHEN me, a lazy old truck driver by age 36 makes in a MONTH
what the base of society makes ALL year long.

Doesn't that make you sick?

YOU CAN TOO.

"But Mr. Joe, I am not educated."

"But Joey Boy, I am not Arnold."

BINGO and that's the plight of MOST victims of bo-peep money.

They actually BELIEVE the RICH are somehow different.

Bunk.

What a bunch of crap that is.

BE A SELF-PROMOTER.

BE LIKE JOHN F. KENNEDY and MUHAMMAD ALI.

Be out there, promoting, speaking to Millions of people.

YOU CAN touch 100,000 lives.

I have.

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CHANGE YOUR BUSINESS and go READ my sheets of wonder!
Read the attachment!
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TRY TO BE LIKE OPRAH while being yourself.

Infuse a little of DAVID LETTERMAN into your soul.

Broaden your circle of influence. I did. YOU can too.

TRY to be a little like PAUL McCartney. (A raging self-promoter!)

EAT or be eaten by an employer.

CHOOSE capitalism.

Be the HUNTER.

Not the hunted.

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SECRETLY hop down to Boarders Books or Barnes and Noble.

SCAN some pages from those TWO BOOKS. Take 26 minutes.

(about) DAVID GEFFEN, "The Operator."
(about) ARNOLD, "Fantastic."

READ and LEARN from Billionaire self-made icons.

No pop-psychology here.

No new age junk.

Nothing weird.

JUST a decision for INCREASE in red, white and blue.

JUST a decision to LEARN to MARKET like a Genius
in order to E$RN in a MONTH what used to take all year.

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I already voted for you.

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